WHAT SIDE WAS THIS NARCISSIST ON ANYWAY

PENGUN THOUGHT THAT IT WAS REALLY FUNNY FOR ME TO BE GROWING MARIJUANA TO PAY EXTORTION TO AN OPPORTUNISTIC COLLARD FAMILY WOMAN'S CRIMINAL GANG AND TO HAVE POLICE ARRIVE AT MY HOME  WHICH THEY COULD SEIZE IF THEY FOUND A "GROW OP" WHEN THEY WERE SENT HERE BY A FAKE 911 CALL. HO HO EH!

THIS IS HOW HE GOT THE NAME "CHRIS THE NARC".

FIRST HE SEIZED, (STOLE), SOME NOT INSIGNIFICANT QUANTITY OF MARIJUANA FROM THE "WOLFMAN" . THERE IS AN HONORABLE NICKNAME BASED ON HIS GROWING HAIR AND A BEARD. THE WOLF WAS NOT WITHOUT DIN BUT HE NEVER STOLE STUFF! 

THEN HE DROVE AROUND IN HIS 1968 BUICK WILDCAT "NARC BATING".

CHRIS THE NARC WAS A CONTRARIAN SO HE HUNG AROUND WITH INJECTION DRUG USERS AND CHARGED AROUND IN HIS VERY FAST YELLOW WILDCAT FROM ONE STRUGGLING SMOKE DEALER'S PLACE TO ANOTHERS, DRAWING HEAT.

I HEARD THE TAPPED PHONE HE GOT GOING AT THE WOLFMAN'S PLACE WHEN I PHONED HIM. POLICE CAME TO THE WOLF'S. THEY FLUNG OPEN THE FRONT DOOR AND NEVER NOTICED THE HUNDRED BRICKS OF LOW GRADE MARIJUANA WHICH WERE IN AN UMBRELLA NOOK BESIDE THE DOOR.

I WAS LEAVING THE BURR HOUSE FOR PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND WHEN THE NARCS CAME AROUND THE CORNER ON 62B OFF THE DYKE. I WENT UNDER  THE FREEWAY THROUGH THE AGRICULTURAL TUNNEL TO HIGHWAY 10 AND DROVE TO THE ROSEBERRY BRIDGE AND I TOOK THE NEWLY OPENED HIGHWAY 7 TO PEI.

A LOCAL TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL HAD THE RUN OF THE 4000 SQUARE FOOT HOUSE AND WAS MAKING HERSELF A POT OF TEA. "OH MY GOD" SHE TOLD US THE NARCS SAID "THERE IS AN UPSTAIRS TOO".